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Monday, 26 May 2008 |
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Kobe Bryant and the Jackass Crew
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Saturday, 15 March 2008 |
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Family Problems Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American,
"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now I have a hell lot of family problems."
The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years."After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
The American continued,
My daughter became my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son I.e. My brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems.... Give me a break!!" |
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Thursday, 13 March 2008 |
You kicked my dog
"You Kicked My Dog" (a.k.a. "Kick-Dog") is a prank call released in 1995 by an unknown prank caller. Credit of this prank call has not been officially acknowledged by anyone, but "You Kicked My Dog" is sometimes incorrectly attributed to The Jerky Boys and Tom Green. The location of the call is unknown but the girl Kerpal is accusing has a North American accent. The man in the prank call identifies himself as Kerpal and claims to be of Pakistani descent (highlighted by the last dialogue spoken by him in the call). A man known as Abtar answers the telephone. Kerpal then alleges that Abtar's older daughter kicked his dog. Abtar, the unsuspecting victim, seems to be of East Punjabi/Indian origin because he asks his daughter in Punjabi: "Dog noo kick kita see?" (Did you kick the dog?)
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Wednesday, 12 March 2008 |
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Don't Laugh Japanese Game Show Ganito ba kayo kagaling mag-English?
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Wednesday, 12 March 2008 |
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Janina San Miguel Jokes Binibining Talipapa
Emcee: What's the big problem facing the country today?
Janina: Ahmnn.. Oh my God.. Ahmnn hahaha... drugs
Emcee: Very good, why do you say that?
Janina: Ang mahal kasi eh hahaha! Kodigo
Nahuling may kodigo si Janina...
Guro: Ano 'to?
Janina: Prayer ko po, ma'am!
Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?
Janina: Oh my God! Sinagot na ang prayers ko haha! Baka nagkopyahan
Janina San Miguel: Kumusta ang assignment?
Melanie Marquez: Masama. Wala akong nasagutan. Blank paper ang ipinasa ko.
Janina San Miguel: Oh my God, ako rin! Paano 'yan hahaha? Baka isipin nila, nagkopyahan tayo?! Sa isang classroom
Teacher: Class, what is ETHICS?
Janina: Ahmnn.. Oh my God hahaha. Etiks are smaller than ducks.
Teacher: OK Ms. San Miguel, that duck will lay an egg in your card. |
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